And Now For Something Light and Airy
The Cryptic Geography Quiz
I thought These Up All By My Little Lonesome and
Yes They Are All groaners.
Pun: a play on words, their meanings, similarities, dissimilarities, and
how they are pronounced.
A play on words: a type of joke using a word or phrase that has two
meanings.
1. It doesn’t grow on a Rolling Stone, but it does on this Bovine in Russia.
Moss Cow.
2. For some reason you need two of these to get into your house in
Hawaii.
Why key key.
3. What the Buffalos like to do in Italy.
Roam.
4. What the people said when they saw the circle flying in the sky in the
U.S.A.
Oh high O.
5. What the Pirate got as a prize at the fair in Manitoba.
Win a Peg.
6. A babies toy near the water without an R in Washington State.
Sea Attle.
7. What the young lady gathered for her fire in California.
Holly Wood.
8. What the fellow got when he stuck his blade into the paint in the
Northwest Territories.
Yellow Knife.
9. How she did it in Alaska.
Skag Way.
10. What you say when your mother tells a bad joke in Nebraska.
Oh Ma ha.
11. What you did to get your money from him in Africa.
Sue Dan.
12. What that damned place did instead of freezing over in Finland.
Hell Sinki.
13. What you are sometimes beyond in British Columbia.
Hope.
14. Lou Costellos' comedic partners’ car in British Columbia.
Abotts Ford.
15. What they did when their canoe sank on a river in North Carolina.
Row an Oak.
16. This man like most people had two of these in Australia.
Syd Knee
17. What the technician did when he didn’t like the girls voice at the
recording studio in Ireland.
Dub Lynn.
18. It grows in the harbour of this city in Lebanon.
Bay Root.
19. What you want to drink after your wife stops doing this in Japan.
Nag. Ah Saki.
20. Mr. Saugas’ wife in Ontario.
Mrs. Sauga.
21. Mr. Ssippis’ wife in the U.S.A.
Mrs. Sissippi.
22. As good as a Credit Union in Alaska.
Fair Banks.
23. Where they keep the money cold in California.
Burrrr Bank.
24. They moved forward very slowly in South Korea.
Inch On.
25. While in Israel you were told to give someone important information.
You were asked to Tell Aviv.
26. Where all the lightning goes in Ontario?
Thunder Bay.
27. This was rung quickly in Ireland.
Bell Fast.
28. That bouncy coil in your hand in California.
Palm Springs.
29. What the jolly fat man in red does once a year in California.
Santa Cruise.
30. What they took from the store to their house in Sweden.
Stock Home.
31. The transplant was successful because the doctor had access to this
in Great Britain.
Liver Pool.
32. What the fellow did in his aeroplane in British Columbia.
Kam Loops.
33. They had to open these doors in the bottom of their aeroplane to drop
these in India.
Bomb Bay.
34. It’s not a Blue Buck in Alberta but a.
Red Deer.
35. Where Superman gets his clothes in South Africa.
Cape Town.
36. The young lady lives up here in California.
Beverly Hills.
37. What you have on the bottom of your shoe in South Korea.
Soul.
38. It concerns the negative in Nevada.
Reno.
39. What you travel on while visiting the Island of Crete.
Roads.
40. Where a lot of dogs live in British Columbia.
Barker Ville.
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